"If I was really dead, he'd have no problem contacting me on the Other Side, uh huh."

Elvis, currently in Las Vegas masquerading as an Elvis impersonator

"If he was in my line of work
I'd have to kill the competition."

Casanova

"He never loses his head on stage. I know from where I am speaking on this."

M. Antoinette

"I am so amazed --- yet perplexed --- by his performance I need to
work out my frustrations on everyone around me."

Attila, Hun

"Even the best shouldn't try to figure out how he does it.
Why he does it, that's another thing altogether."

D. Tracy

"Professor Paranormal proves my most famous equation,
that Entertainment equals Mentalism times Comedy squared."

A. Einstein

"Absolutely Inventive."

T. A. Edison

"If he'd been performing in my day,
I never would have slept 20 years!"

R. Van Winkle

"Professor Paranormal leads his audience down the perfect path
into the world of the Unknown, as all good trailblazers should."

D. Boone (echoed by D. Crockett)

"Professor Paranormal puts odd things together and makes them work!
This is something I aspire to myself."

Dr. V. Frankenstein

"He's my favorite paranormalist.
Every time I see him perform my ectoplasm shudders."

Cayte, The Blue Lady,
resident ghost of the Moss Beach Distillery

"majQa' Professor Paranormal!"

Unidentified Klingon Warrior

"Amazing. And he didn't even touch his volunteer's face."

Unidentified Vulcan Starfleet Officer

"The good Professor has total command of his audience, without a magic sword.
Would that all could do as well."

Arthur, Rex

"Mind-reading. Predictions. Synchronicities. Psychokinesis.
Professor Paranormal is so good he should be bad. My kind of guy."

B. Badenov

"Hokey Smokes, Professor Paranormal performs miracles!"

R. J. Squirrel

"He sure ain't goofy!"

Unidentified Mouse,
Anaheim , CA

"A real enigma."

F. Mulder

"Entertaining, but not for real."

D. Scully

"He's an alien.                                   
No human has powers like that. "

C. Kolchak

"He surprised even me!"
Pandora

"Oh the tales he tells…"

Hans C. Andersen

"Why go to a séance when I can go to
Professor Paranormal's Psychic Mind Theater?"

H. Houdini