Welcome to the world of
Tongue in Cheek Entertainment for the Mind…
to tickle your Sixth Sense…
Providing entertaining shows
for very small and fairly large groups!
The World of the Paranormal is extremely popular these days. Even skeptics are fascinated by presentations of "psychic phenomena" --- though they hardly believe!
Professor Paranormal (Loyd Auerbach) is able to deliver top-level entertainment with a paranormal theme, all the while never taking himself -- or his subject -- too seriously.
He engages, enthralls and entertains his audience with demonstrations of what appear to be genuine psychic abilities. He'll read thoughts of audience members, make predictions of items freely chosen by spectators, influence actions of helpers, move objects with his bare mind, show members of the audience how they are psychic as well, and perhaps contact a few spirits (or at the very least leave the audience in good spirits).
Much of his
show revolves around a love of movies, television and food,
all things every audience can easily relate to.
The Professor’s routines around film and TV always involve the audience,
and not just the helpers he brings to the front of the room.
This show can be adapted for just about any size group, from the intimate dinner party to larger scale corporate and college events. In general, the show runs an hour, but timing is up to you!
Loyd will work with you to
make sure your Professor Paranormal experience suits
your audience, venue and time requirements.
Liven Up Your Events with real-life X-FILES!
His blend of humor, storytelling, showmanship and skills in the psychic entertainment and mentalist arts grabs his audiences by the roots of their Minds, often playing on their Sixth Sense: The Sense of Humor!
is a recognized media personality. He
constantly appears on paranormal television programs (including a recent
History Channel show called Voodoo
Secrets and the upcoming Vampire
Secrets), is regularly interviewed by radio shows all over
their own psychic experiences and ghostly encounters (and his own real-life investigations).
in the Professor of the Paranormal that
led David Letterman through a haunted house, who has appeared on Larry
King Live, Oprah, Joan Rivers, the Today Show, Sightings, Unsolved Mysteries and
many, many reruns (and new shows) on the The
the History Channel, The Sci Fi Channel, A&E, and the Discovery Channel.
Click here for a full bio of the good Professor's paranormal activities!
Get your own experience of the Sixth Sense with Professor Paranormal!
"We are all psychic. Whether that's what I am doing in the course of my entertainment is something I can't say. All I will say is you will be entertained, and, at least for a little while, you will believe in psychic phenomena. The World of the Paranormal can be yours to experience...for FUN!"
Loyd Auerbach, a.k.a. Professor Paranormal, is available for performances for corporate events, college shows, private parties, and a variety of other venues.
Here's what he can offer:
Up Close and Personal with the Professor
A much more personal, close-up performance suited for dinner and cocktail parties,
smaller groups, bachelorette parties, and Sweet 16 parties,
for groups of 4 to 20 people, adults and teenagers.
“He’s better than a male stpripper!!” (said one unidentified attendee at a bachelorette party)
“My guests kept calling me about this for days,” said one recent client.
There’s something major to be said for entertainment that
is up close and personal,
that allows your guests to really interact with the entertainer (and each other).
Before the advent of television, movies and radio, people
regularly had singers, conjurors,
story-tellers, mediums and psychics entertain after dinner to make the evening a special one.
Professor Paranormal presents an evening (or daytime slot) of fascinating psychic entertainment,
featuring mind-reading, predictions, ghost stories (and card readings on request) and more than a little laughter.
Not only will this make your dinner or party truly
but your friends will thank you again and again for a great experience.
For audiences of this size, the Professor typically
performs 30 to 60 minutes, depending on your needs.
He can tailor the performance to specific requirements, including splitting up the performance to work around
the schedule of the party (i.e. performing right before, then again after dinner).
Paranormal can also provide individual card readings with PsyCards (same
idea as, but very different than, Tarot cards),
for smaller groups he can provide that service combined with a performance, making the evening an entire one of Psychic Entertainment.
This particular option, depending on the size of the group, runs from 90 minutes to two and a half hours.
Fee for the session mainly
depends on actual time booked and any special requirements.
Please note that the Professor mainly works in the greater San Francisco Bay Area
Locations outside the area will be subject to travel expenses.
Professor Paranormal's Psychic Mind Theater
Stand-up for Groups of 20 to 500 or more people
The main psychic entertainment one-hour show described above.
Professor Paranormal (Loyd Auerbach)
or via email at firstname.lastname@example.org for booking information.
Note: Do NOT call this number if you need help with a paranormal experience.
Call The Office of Paranormal Investigations at 415-249-9275
For a profile of the
Professor’s paranormal investigations,
start with the main page of this website (www.mindreader.com/home)
and read the East Bay Express profile at
(note: if the link does not work, visit www.eastbayexpress.com and search for “Auerbach”)
Close-up and repeat!
Repeating mini-shows at large events, handling smaller
groups, one after another.
Mind reading, predictions, and a little strange magick.
Psychic Theme Party
Professor Paranormal will put together a group of fun and amazing performers who will entertain with Card Readings (Tarot, PsyCards and Looney Tunes!), palm-reading, chocolate readings, mind-reading, predictions, weird & bizarre effects and much more ----- all tailored to your event and audience.
Séance Fiction Theater
A Paranormal and Spirited Experience
The show is based on the séances conducted in the parlors and sitting rooms of homes
during the late 1800s, when séances were common entertainment.
Spirit empowered mediums read the minds of their audiences,
made predictions and revealed messages from the after-life.
This show has two major forms, the main one being played on the semi-Serious Side,
though still Tongue in Cheek.
The other is played with comedy, and features Professor Paranormal and
Madame Molotova, the Flamboyant Russian Clairvoyant.
The séance shows can play for groups as small as 6 people or as large as 150.
(Note: the show for 50 people or less is a bit different than for larger groups)
For more information, click below
Book Professor Paranormal into just about any venue,
and you'll be booking a performer who enthralls his audiences
with his particular paranormal brand of entertainment
(and the great ghost stories he's often asked to tell)
information on any of the above entertainments
and for booking information
email Loyd Auerbach at email@example.com
or call 925-518-4071
Note: Do NOT call this number if you need help with a paranormal experience.
Please call the Office of Paranormal Investigations at
Download an Adobe Acrobat Brochure
for Professor Paranormal here
Please Note: It's a pretty big file
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permission for publishing testimonial quotes on this website
from Professor Paranormal's clients has not yet been secured, here's some he made up (for fun)
WHAT SOME FAMOUS
(and not so famous, or even real) PEOPLE
ARE SAYING ABOUT PROFESSOR PARANORMAL…
(with acknowledgement to Robert Asprin...read his Mythadventures books!!!)
"His act really
Of course, this is a good thing as far as I'm concerned."
Dracula, Lord of the Vampires
"If I was really dead, he'd have no problem contacting me on the Other Side, uh huh."
"If he was in my line of work,
I'd have to kill the competition."
"He never loses his head on stage.
I know from where I am speaking on this."
so amazed --- yet perplexed --- by his performance I need to
work out my frustrations on everyone around me."
the best shouldn't try to figure out how he does it.
Why he does it, that's another thing altogether."
proves my most famous equation,
that Entertainment equals Mentalism times Comedy squared."
T. A. Edison
"If he'd been performing in my
I never would have slept 20 years!"
R. Van Winkle
Paranormal leads his audience down the perfect path
into the world of the Unknown, as all good trailblazers should."
D. Boone (echoed by D. Crockett)
"Professor Paranormal puts
odd things together and makes them work!
This is something I aspire to myself."
Dr. V. Frankenstein
my favorite paranormalist.
Every time I see him perform my ectoplasm shudders."
Cayte, The Blue Lady,
resident ghost of the Moss Beach Distillery
"majQa' Professor Paranormal!"
Unidentified Klingon Warrior
"Amazing. And he didn't even touch his volunteer's face."
Unidentified Vulcan Starfleet Officer
good Professor has total command of his audience, without a magic sword.
Would that all could do as well."
Predictions. Synchronicities. Psychokinesis.
Professor Paranormal is so good he should be bad. My kind of guy."
"Hokey Smokes, Professor Paranormal performs miracles!"
R. J. Squirrel
"He sure ain't goofy!"
"A real enigma."
"Entertaining, but not for real."
No human has powers like that. "
"He surprised even
"Oh the tales he tells…"
Hans C. Andersen
go to a séance when I can go to
Professor Paranormal's Psychic Mind Theater?"